Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers PODCAST
My family trips’ story was featured on Listener Episode #7, Oct 1, 2024, of the Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers Podcast. Seth and Josh liked it, but had some questions, so they asked me to follow up. More to come…but if you want to watch the podcast on YouTube, check it out below. Some great stories in there! Mine starts at 9:02.
And if you wanna hear all the stories featured in one of Josh’s wrap-up songs, you can skip ahead to 48:17 on the link below. Do yourself a favor and go back and listen to all the old episodes. The interviews are fantastic, but the wrap-up songs dial that shit up to eleven.
OCEAN CITY, NJ 1987
Me with Spuds + Checkers.
The podcast did a follow-up post about my story on IG.
FOLLOW-UP
I answered Seth and Josh’s questions, and it was featured on their Listener Episode #8, Nov 27, 2024. If you want to watch the podcast on YouTube and hear some amazing listener stories, check it out below. Producer Sam intros my part around 6:48.
And if you wanna hear all the stories featured in one of Josh’s wrap-up songs, you can skip ahead to 41:28 on the link below.
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Danny Pudi before Community. Pretty sure he views this commercial as his greatest acting achievement.
AGENCY: DDB Chicago
ART DIRECTOR: Anne Bioty
DIRECTOR: Matt Aselton
FILM
DORITOS
Wrote and co-directed the following spots for the Doritos Crash The Super Bowl Competition.
DIRECTORS: Cory Livingston + Joe Sgro
FILM
LITTLE LORD OF THE DANCE
This is me fast-dancing with Kathleen Casey at my 11th Birthday party. I added new music for dramatic effect.
This is me jumping through my leg at a wedding. I did in fact land this move, despite the look of sheer panic on my face.
Inventions
Just one for now, but it’s revolutionary.
ALTITUDE MASK/ICE CREAM HOLDER *Patent pending
COSTUMES
I like making costumes. Most of them are obscure things from my childhood. The following are a collection of costumes I've made for Halloween and costume parties.
MR. MOM
I always wanted to do a very specific scene from Mr. Mom for Halloween, and when my friend Patrick grew a mustache, I knew I had found my Martin Mull. Here’s a film I cut of us at a Halloween Party. Apologies for the footage quality, it’s from 2012.
VIDEO
RAD
My friend and I dressed up as Cru Jones + Bart Taylor from RAD for Halloween. Cru + Bart from movie on left, my friend and I on right. If you've never seen the movie, click here
Lots of spray paint was used.
VIDEO
PRINCE
I bought this purple duster jacket on eBay 2 days before a Halloween party. The woman selling it couldn’t ship it in time, so I drove 2 hours to meet her at a mall where I tried it on. It was a women’s small and she was nice enough to peel it off of me. Then went to Hot Topic, bought a metal-studded belt it, sliced that thing up and hot-glued it to my shoulder. The Cloud Guitar is plastic and used to be one of those neon green deals you drink margaritas out of in Vegas, but I painted it white and gold and added the upper horn. Shirt was pirate, heels were cheap, buttons on pants were cardboard wrapped in foil, strap is 2 pillowcases tied together, and facial hair was sadly my own.
VIDEO
ELTON JOHN
Overalls are Dickies. Just wrapped some spikey cardboard circles in foil and hot-glued them to the fabric. Heels were already silver, but I added some blue star stickers.
I bought a Nike Dri-Fit shirt and individually placed hundreds of glow-in-the-dark stars throughout.
NINTENDO ICE HOCKEY
My favorite video game of all time is Ice Hockey on Nintendo. It allows you to customize your lineup with a combination of players: Skinny Guy, Medium Guy, and Husky Section.
For years I've been trying to get my two friends to dress up with me, but they refused to wear rollerblades. So I dressed up by myself. Lots of spray paint was used.
VIDEO
JOHN CLAUDE VAN DAMME: HARD TARGET
I don’t think I ever watched this movie, but was told Van Damme had a mullet, wore double denim and punched a snake. This costume called to me and only took me 5 minutes to make.
I bought toddler jeans at Baby Gap, shoved a pool noodle in the legs and stuffed the ends into a very small pair of shit kickers.
Going to the bathroom was fun.
Spring Break ALF
Full disclosure, I did not make the ALF costume, but I did put a half-shirt and shorts on it and wear it to an adult Spring Break party.
VIDEO
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Bought the shirt, but the face and receding hairline under the hat are all me.
McENROE
Last-minuted costume for a Halloween party. Wig + Dad’s jogging shorts + Mom’s tennis racket = John McEnroe.
DOAN'S GUY
In the '80s, there was a pain medication called Doan’s. The commercials featured this TRON-looking grid guy. Lots of green tape was used.
Doan’s in the wild. They’ve updated their mascot. I prefer the old one.
PHOTOS OF CAMERAS
This is the most Italian thing I own.
This is the second most Italian thing I own.
This is just a camera.
Celebrities i’m taller than
TIM KAZURINSKY
DAVID SPADE
SANTA (PROBABLY)
WRITING SAMPLE
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - The Book Report based on Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - The Story Book Based On The Movie
-Words + Art by Joey Sgro